So YOU may think that WALKING is cool, but in my opinion, it is completely overrated! I think it is much more fun to scoot around the ground like a caterpillar! At least for now. You think I look goofy? Well, my self esteem can handle that!
Ohhhhh, man, my Momma put my toys out of my reach AGAIN! That big bully! Well, let the lesson begin.
Uh! Uh! Scoot that diaper-butt into the air! Ok! That should do the job!
Ok! Now push forward with the feet! Ouch, my cheek is being smooshed into the ground... gotta work on that...
*grunt* and then you lift the head to get your bearings... unfortunately this method doesn't always take you in the direction you intended...
Ha! Boy, did I show her! See? I got my toy! Watch out, world, here I come!
Phew, time for a rest! That was hard work!
So YOU may think that WALKING is cool, but in my opinion, it is completely overrated! I think it is much more fun to scoot around the ground like a caterpillar! At least for now. You think I look goofy? Well, my self esteem can handle that!
Ohhhhh, man, my Momma put my toys out of my reach AGAIN! That big bully! Well, let the lesson begin.
Uh! Uh! Scoot that diaper-butt into the air! Ok! That should do the job!
Ok! Now push forward with the feet! Ouch, my cheek is being smooshed into the ground... gotta work on that...
*grunt* and then you lift the head to get your bearings... unfortunately this method doesn't always take you in the direction you intended...
Ha! Boy, did I show her! See? I got my toy! Watch out, world, here I come!
Phew, time for a rest! That was hard work!
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